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by emmbee @ 07. Sep 2006 - 14:44:23

The top five list of things you can say to annoy ambulance people:

5. The Paramedics are here.

4. I've run out of credit on my phone

3. How am I going to get home

2. He/She can't walk

The thing you can say to most easily annoy an ambulance person is (drum role)

1. You'll need a chair

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CocktailerCocktailer pro
2006-09-07 @ 19:50

Surely "I asked for a large deep-pan with extra cheese" makes it into the top 10?

emmbeeemmbee pro
2006-09-08 @ 01:45

Are there any numbers higher than 1

ginadinaginadina [Member]
2006-09-08 @ 22:19

Maybe I'm just not getting it but why is "5. The Paramedics are here" so bad??

Btw I was witnessing an accident (two cars crashed into each other, three people involved) this afternoon. (It happened right in front of me when I was about to cross the road - scary..) Police arrived.. then two ambulances. I'd been talking to the Mercedes driver (the other one was a Mc Donalds van *g*) and what those ... (I won't say "paramedics" now *g*) were told when they arrived was: "Hey guys, no one's injured, you can go and grap some lunch"
Funnily enough, I'd heard that man shouting into his phone (like 2 minutes before that): "Yes, yes, gosh, it looks really, really bad, we'll need at least two ambulances"...

emmbeeemmbee pro
2006-09-09 @ 14:01

Well maybe its just me with that one. I'm not a paramedic, only some of us are.

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