Gravity has been a problem today. 10 jobs and 3 of them were falls. Old ladies who for what ever reason had started a journey that ended on the floor.
Except one.
Warden controlled flats. The warden had gone home for the weekend. We got in to the flat, calling as we went. She called out from the bedroom.
In we went and there she was. Lieing on her stomach, on the bed, with her feet wedged against the wall. She looked for all the world like she had been skydiving
Obviously She hadn't but thats what it looked like. I'm still not sure how she got into that position but we rolled her onto her back and got her to her feet.
Easy.
She hadnt hurt herself so we left her at home
